/u/[deleted]'s posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Your entire life, you've been told you're deathly allergic to bees. You've always had people protecting you from them, be it your mother, sibling or even a hired hand. Today, one slips through and lands on your shoulder. You hear a tiny voice say "Your Majesty, what are your orders?"
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[WP] You are not Death. You are not the God of Death. You are not any other type of powerful being or eldritch horror. There is no room within this prompt to make a hackneyed “observation” about humanity. You are a regular ass guy on his way to Subway to get a meatball sub. Make it interesting.
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[WP] the genie has taken a liking to you. "Take this notebook. Make your wish as specific, loophole free as possible. I will return in one year". You immediately hire a lawyer
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[WP] Satan has done a favor for you in exchange for your first-born. Little does Satan know that you're childfree & got sterilized years ago.
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[WP] Looking into the camera on your phone you jokingly say, "Hey, NSA, if you want to go out on a date, gimme a call!" To your surprise, suddenly the phone rings! "H-hello?" "Hi! I'm from the NSA."
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[WP] Earth is the galaxy's 'Grave of Empires'. Countless aliens invaded it and tried to dominate humanity. Every single one of them failed, paying massive prices...
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[WP] You're a psychotic, crazed ghost girl who haunts and kills her victims. Your next target is an endearing single guy who's really into horror movies and games.
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[WP] A man in a suit walking alone at night passes by a homeless man. The homeless man gives him a sorrowful look and offers him some coins, saying "You're going to need this."
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[WP] Yeah, love potions are a thing, but there is one problem: they never specified the kind of love. Sometimes this backfires.
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[WP] There's a simple rule for creating vampires. The more delicious a human's blood is to vampires, the more powerful and dangerous they would be as a vampire. In your long career with the Inquisition, you often wondered why no vampire ever tried to bite you
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